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A bastlit, a fetus that has been abandoned by its parents before its been born
A basterd is a orphane
Bastlit by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
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Bastitch 

One who is a combination of both a bastard and a bitch. A she-male who has pissed you off fits this definition.
MAN!! That bastitch cut me off in traffic!!
Bastitch by RadioRunner July 12, 2003
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basilitis 

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.
Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.
basilitis by Anix June 20, 2006
A male prostitute of illegitimate birth. In other words, a bastard gigolo, or a bastard prostitute. Bastitute is a fun word to say.
You see that guy on the corner over there? He's throwing himself out to the girls like he's a Bastitute. He wasn't raised the right way and now he's just throwing himself out there.
Bastitute by Zequa October 15, 2012

Basilite 

To follow in the practices of our holy father Basil: to deepen one's voice artificially and constantly, so that our already immense egos might grow bigger
I can't believe how stupid all of your friends were to join in the Basilites. There's no reason to make your voice deeper!
S/He is such a Bastlin!
Bastlin by MUSTMAN June 16, 2023

Bastitch 

A portmanteau of 'Bastard' and 'Bitch'; Someone who acts mean and/or condescending for no discernible reason.
"Don't listen to Julia, she's being such a bastitch today."
Bastitch by thorogoldd May 8, 2025
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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