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Bastitch 

A portmanteau of 'Bastard' and 'Bitch'; Someone who acts mean and/or condescending for no discernible reason.
"Don't listen to Julia, she's being such a bastitch today."
Bastitch by thorogoldd May 8, 2025

bistitchual 

The ability to stitch in two artforms or crafts.
Alena is bistitchual; she can both knit and crochet.

Penelope is not bistitchual; she only knits.
bistitchual by Buters March 14, 2011

bistitchual 

The ability to create stitches in two crafts, e.g. knitting and crocheting.
Alena is bistitchual; she can both crochet and knit.
Penelope is not bistitchual; she can only knit.
bistitchual by Buters March 18, 2011
(noun)
An insult that is apparently a combination of the words bastard and bitch - applying on both sexes. The expression (along with the modern revival of the word frag) originated in the comic book Lobo from DC Comics, in the late 1980s.
"I'll devour ya entrails and thoroughly enjoy it, ya fraggin' bastich!"
bastich by Mefistofeles August 22, 2004

bassitch 

A mix between a Bastard, Asshole, and Bitch.
Fuck you, you stupid Bassitch! Go burn in hell.
=]
bassitch by SmexyLover February 24, 2008
Australian-New Jersey slang

n.
An insult for a deceiving, schemeful person. Used in the context of a romantic relationship.
:What happened between you two?
:Fughetaboutit, mate, I was had by a bostitch.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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