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Bastitch 

A portmanteau of 'Bastard' and 'Bitch'; Someone who acts mean and/or condescending for no discernible reason.
"Don't listen to Julia, she's being such a bastitch today."
Bastitch by thorogoldd May 8, 2025

bistitchual 

The ability to stitch in two artforms or crafts.
Alena is bistitchual; she can both knit and crochet.

Penelope is not bistitchual; she only knits.
bistitchual by Buters March 14, 2011

bistitchual 

The ability to create stitches in two crafts, e.g. knitting and crocheting.
Alena is bistitchual; she can both crochet and knit.
Penelope is not bistitchual; she can only knit.
bistitchual by Buters March 18, 2011
(noun)
An insult that is apparently a combination of the words bastard and bitch - applying on both sexes. The expression (along with the modern revival of the word frag) originated in the comic book Lobo from DC Comics, in the late 1980s.
"I'll devour ya entrails and thoroughly enjoy it, ya fraggin' bastich!"
bastich by Mefistofeles August 22, 2004

bassitch 

A mix between a Bastard, Asshole, and Bitch.
bassitch by SmexyLover February 24, 2008
Australian-New Jersey slang

n.
An insult for a deceiving, schemeful person. Used in the context of a romantic relationship.
:What happened between you two?
:Fughetaboutit, mate, I was had by a bostitch.