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A bastard who's stupidity is prone to life threatening idiocy
Tyler suffers from an incurable disease known as bastidicy.

The dog was being bastistic trying to get the ball which was actually a picture.
Bastidicy by Cupcake and Peaches August 22, 2010
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beastility 

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.
Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.
beastility by Kennedy August 22, 2005
The noun form of the word basic ; used to describe the aura or general feeling that is given off by basics and their basic actions.
Friend A: "I can't handle the amount of basicity in this room."
Friend B: "I know. So much sorority, so little time."

Bagtivity 

An act that helps you secure the bag
Omar and Jackson had the most bagtivity after they secured a check.
Bagtivity by Omarion Webster June 11, 2018
When someone has sexual relations with an animal.
He fucks chickens, a form of bestility.
bestility by Beasty_Boy June 7, 2007

beasticity 

the most supreme awesomeness in the multi-verse and not to be used by noobs in gaming its like a beast and a half on steroids and to the power of a super beast!
Did you see the way that started a mass explosive chain reaction! thats what you call beasticity
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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