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Bastidity 

Unit of which bastards are measured in.
Guy 1 says: That guy get worse
Guy2 says: Yep hes definatly gone up on the bastidity count
Bastidity by iluvroadies January 18, 2015
Words you can keep
A bastard who's stupidity is prone to life threatening idiocy
Tyler suffers from an incurable disease known as bastidicy.

The dog was being bastistic trying to get the ball which was actually a picture.
Bastidicy by Cupcake and Peaches August 22, 2010
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beastility 

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.
Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.
beastility by Kennedy August 22, 2005
The noun form of the word basic ; used to describe the aura or general feeling that is given off by basics and their basic actions.
Friend A: "I can't handle the amount of basicity in this room."
Friend B: "I know. So much sorority, so little time."

Bagtivity 

An act that helps you secure the bag
Omar and Jackson had the most bagtivity after they secured a check.
Bagtivity by Omarion Webster June 11, 2018
He fucks chickens, a form of bestility.
bestility by Beasty_Boy June 7, 2007

beasticity 

the most supreme awesomeness in the multi-verse and not to be used by noobs in gaming its like a beast and a half on steroids and to the power of a super beast!
Did you see the way that started a mass explosive chain reaction! thats what you call beasticity
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