Burtidity

The mindset someone enters whilst under the influence of excess amounts of alcohol and/or marijuana.

"Damn, I can't deal with his level of burtidity right now."

by -Hans Yolo August 30, 2015

burginity

butt virginity
(current B-card holders are "burgins")

1) paris hilton lost her burginity when she fell out of a tree and landed on the fencepost.

2) ouch! i'm walking bowlegged today because i lost my burginity last night.

by rocco valentine October 30, 2008

Buttidity

The divine exquisiteness of the fullness of another girls buttocks: to the consciousness of a pygophilist, the single aesthetic heaven rapturing entity.

Lesbian Pygophilist: Oooh god I don't even want to go anywhere near this so called heaven. Your buttidity is my heaven. I just want to get consumed in it forever.

by skankyelectricguy1 August 15, 2010

Burginity

The state of never experienced a hamburger.

Dude, you're forty years old and you haven't lost your burginity ?!

Yeah dude, I'm such a burgin..

by Hamburgular December 10, 2009

bortivity

an activity is very boring.

the program organized by our school was a bortivity.

by ggimchi September 8, 2009

Bastidity

Unit of which bastards are measured in.

Guy 1 says: That guy get worse
Guy2 says: Yep hes definatly gone up on the bastidity count

by iluvroadies January 18, 2015