Basteraud

To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .

Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.

That's another basteraud you scumbag weasel .

by RedRiver July 4, 2009

Basterd

A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.

Quentin Tarantio's movie "Inglorious Basterds"

by Jane Oak August 1, 2009

Bastrad

Mispronunciation of Bastard.

Pronounced as two words: 'Ba-Strad'

Short form: 'Strad'

You are such a Bastrad!

by Teämeé Suiwârt February 16, 2008

Inglorious Basterd

One who makes a swashtika with semen on the head of a jewish chick after fucking her.

I had sex with an Inglorious Basterd last night.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

inglorious basterd

an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.

Brad Pitt is an inglorious basterd

by biggdoggie August 20, 2009