basteral 

an expression similar to pastilan invented by Lenilyn Escabosa

Basteral!!

basteral by Zapth January 5, 2019

Basteraud 

To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .

Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.

That's another basteraud you scumbag weasel .

Basteraud by RedRiver July 4, 2009

Bastralled 

To be flabbergasted at a situation and or surprised.

She was bastralled when she realized she was lied to.

He was bastralled when she didn’t believe him.

Bastralled by Sammy’Moniquee July 21, 2022