Bastardress
Bastardress by lybrewa August 7, 2015
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bastardyness
bastardyness by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006
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bastardness by mo.w January 20, 2008
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bastardness by Anonymous August 28, 2003
bastardess
A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.
Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!
Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?
Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.
Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?
Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.
bastardess by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009
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