Bassophile
Someone who suffers from bassophilia.
Bassophile by xMimi December 11, 2018
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Bashophilia
A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!
Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?
Person A: Oh right! I forgot!
When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.
Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?
Person A: Oh right! I forgot!
When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.
Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010
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bushophile
One who greedily laps up anything the Bush Administration says, whether it is a lie or the truth.
One who supports everything the Bush Administration does, whether it is good for the country or not.
One who supports everything the Bush Administration does, whether it is good for the country or not.
Dick, the bushophile, honestly believes that George W. Bush will go down in history as the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln.
bushophile by intrprtvbks September 11, 2004
Basophil
Basophils are a type of white blood cell and a type of Granulocyte. They Fight off Parasitic worms or Pathogens in which Neutrophils and Macrophages Phagocytize(Eat) . Basophils are a rare type of White blood cells and make up 0.5% of your White Blood Cell Composition. Basophils are not the only ones that fight of Parasitic worms and/or pathogens which Neutrophils and Macrophages cannot Phagocytize, there are also Eosinophils (1-5%), Mast cells (10%)
beastophile
beastophile by -definitions November 17, 2020
Batophile
"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"
Batophile by Rilasciando September 30, 2011
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