A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku
poetry in order for someone to reach
orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve
orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!
Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?
Person A: Oh right! I forgot!
When I touch your
cock,
My
erection palpatates.
I
orgasm loads.
Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.