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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

bushophile 

One who greedily laps up anything the Bush Administration says, whether it is a lie or the truth.
One who supports everything the Bush Administration does, whether it is good for the country or not.
Dick, the bushophile, honestly believes that George W. Bush will go down in history as the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln.
bushophile by intrprtvbks September 11, 2004

Basophil 

Basophils are a type of white blood cell and a type of Granulocyte. They Fight off Parasitic worms or Pathogens in which Neutrophils and Macrophages Phagocytize(Eat) . Basophils are a rare type of White blood cells and make up 0.5% of your White Blood Cell Composition. Basophils are not the only ones that fight of Parasitic worms and/or pathogens which Neutrophils and Macrophages cannot Phagocytize, there are also Eosinophils (1-5%), Mast cells (10%)
Basophils are a part of your Immune System.
Basophil by Ant Guy June 14, 2023
Someone who finds serenity and self love from BTS/ Bangtan Sonyondan.
- Are you an BTS ARMY?

- Yes. I am a Btsophile also
btsophile by _rmithy October 18, 2021

beastophile 

"Wait you watch pokemon hentai?"

*spams beastophile 60 times*
beastophile by -definitions November 17, 2020

Batophile 

A person, likely male, who suffers from a wanking addiction.
"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"
Batophile by Rilasciando September 30, 2011