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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010
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Someone who finds serenity and self love from BTS/ Bangtan Sonyondan.
- Are you an BTS ARMY?

- Yes. I am a Btsophile also
btsophile by _rmithy October 18, 2021

Bungophile 

An individual infatuated with the ins and outs of the human anus and rectal cavity region. The Bungophiles analitical knowledge is vast and ranges from anatomical, medical conditions to the sexual and the ability to exploit the area as one of the body's erogenous zones.
Candy: Hey Mary. How are things with your new boyfriend Carl?
Mary: He's gone. I booted his ass out.
Candy: Why? He seemed nice.
Mary: That dude was a Bungophile. He was always trying to poke around my backdoor. That's a one way street baby.
Candy: Really? That's too bad. Maybe I will call him if you don't mind. I enjoy some stuffed mud now and then.
Bungophile by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Bushophobe 

Anybody that dislokes Bush is a bushophobe.
Bushophobe by My name August 27, 2004

Bassophile 

Someone who suffers from bassophilia.
Wow, she is a real bassophile”
Bassophile by xMimi December 11, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004