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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010
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Someone who finds serenity and self love from BTS/ Bangtan Sonyondan.
- Are you an BTS ARMY?

- Yes. I am a Btsophile also
btsophile by _rmithy October 18, 2021

Bungophile 

An individual infatuated with the ins and outs of the human anus and rectal cavity region. The Bungophiles analitical knowledge is vast and ranges from anatomical, medical conditions to the sexual and the ability to exploit the area as one of the body's erogenous zones.
Candy: Hey Mary. How are things with your new boyfriend Carl?
Mary: He's gone. I booted his ass out.
Candy: Why? He seemed nice.
Mary: That dude was a Bungophile. He was always trying to poke around my backdoor. That's a one way street baby.
Candy: Really? That's too bad. Maybe I will call him if you don't mind. I enjoy some stuffed mud now and then.
Bungophile by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Bushophobe 

A person who rears or dislikes George W. Bush.
Anybody that dislokes Bush is a bushophobe.
Bushophobe by My name August 27, 2004

Bassophile 

Someone who suffers from bassophilia.
“Wow, she is a real bassophile”
Bassophile by xMimi December 11, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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