A male who has an almost homosexualfandom of Christian Bale. Frequently will refer to him as 'the man' and how he can never do anything wrong in movies or personal life, and anything he does do is 'frickin awesome'. Will only refer to him by his second name.
"Did you check out Bale on tv last night? Bale's the man, he's just so reliable."
The Basilphile is a fucking basic whore. She attaches to the male species like a leech to skin, and she never lets go. She owns several push up bras and is commonly associated with a snake. The Basilphile is know to have little to no arse and does nothing to change this fact. She also loves any attention she can get. The final key characteristic of the Basilphile is her ability to flirt with every possible man on the planet, but without forming a clear relationship.
Fucking hell Lauren, you’re such a Basilphile, why did you prevent Henry having a relationship?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'