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Basophil 

Basophils are a type of white blood cell and a type of Granulocyte. They Fight off Parasitic worms or Pathogens in which Neutrophils and Macrophages Phagocytize(Eat) . Basophils are a rare type of White blood cells and make up 0.5% of your White Blood Cell Composition. Basophils are not the only ones that fight of Parasitic worms and/or pathogens which Neutrophils and Macrophages cannot Phagocytize, there are also Eosinophils (1-5%), Mast cells (10%)
Basophils are a part of your Immune System.
Basophil by Ant Guy June 14, 2023
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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010
Someone who finds serenity and self love from BTS/ Bangtan Sonyondan.
- Are you an BTS ARMY?

- Yes. I am a Btsophile also
btsophile by _rmithy October 18, 2021

Batophile 

A person, likely male, who suffers from a wanking addiction.
"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"
Batophile by Rilasciando September 30, 2011

Bassophilia 

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.
"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".
Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

Bagophile 

What you call someone when they like to fuck bagels, usually with cream cheese.
"I'm not gay and I don't like females. I want a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese bagel!"

"Dude, your not gay your a bagophile. Your obsessed with bagels."
Bagophile by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

baeophilia 

when you really crave/want to make someone your bae; desperate to have a bae of your own
"I have baeophilia....All I want is a bae! She is my white unicorn and she needs to become bae"
baeophilia by taaar March 10, 2015
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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