Basophil

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Basophils are a type of white blood cell and a type of Granulocyte. They Fight off Parasitic worms or Pathogens in which Neutrophils and Macrophages Phagocytize(Eat) . Basophils are a rare type of White blood cells and make up 0.5% of your White Blood Cell Composition. Basophils are not the only ones that fight of Parasitic worms and/or pathogens which Neutrophils and Macrophages cannot Phagocytize, there are also Eosinophils (1-5%), Mast cells (10%)

Basophils are a part of your Immune System.

Basophil by Ant Guy June 14, 2023

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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

Related Words

Basophil • baeophilia • Bagophile • Barophile • Bashophilia • Bassophile • Bassophilia • Batophile • btsophile

btsophile

Someone who finds serenity and self love from BTS/ Bangtan Sonyondan.

- Are you an BTS ARMY?

- Yes. I am a Btsophile also

btsophile by _rmithy October 18, 2021

Batophile

A person, likely male, who suffers from a wanking addiction.

"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"

Batophile by Rilasciando September 30, 2011

Bassophilia

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.

"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".

Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

Bagophile

What you call someone when they like to fuck bagels, usually with cream cheese.

"I'm not gay and I don't like females. I want a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese bagel!"

"Dude, your not gay your a bagophile. Your obsessed with bagels."

Bagophile by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

baeophilia

when you really crave/want to make someone your bae; desperate to have a bae of your own

"I have baeophilia....All I want is a bae! She is my white unicorn and she needs to become bae"

baeophilia by taaar March 10, 2015

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026