Basknutball 

a fun party game where two men stand still and try to jerk off into each others bellybuttons, there are multiple things that make the game fun and exciting, like the cumshotclock, tipoff, etc. a straight way this game is called shoot around, you can pull out of a girl and surprise her with a quick nut in her bellybutton, a lonely way is called shooting practice where you nut in your own bellybutton, there are even professional leagues for basknutball such as the NBA (Nut in Bellybutton Association), its also how legendary basketball (not to be confused with basknutball) player for the Lakers Magic Johnson contracted HIV (AIDS)

Father: "hey son, there comes a time in every mans life where they want to explore their interests and as a good father, I want to show you a game me and your uncle jared used to play back before he got put in jail for touching your diddly"
Son: "sounds cool, what is it dad?"
Father: "well son the game is called Basknutball, it's a game where you-"
Son: "I play that at kindergarten all the time"
Father: "Oh shit, wanna play?"
Son: "fuck yea!!!"
*both family members proceed to whip out cocks and nut in each others belly buttons until dark*

Basknutball by the mean peen December 11, 2020

Basketball hands 

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands

gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro

Basketball hands by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020

Basketball Americans 

Another word for African Americans

I hate those Basketball Americans

Basketball Americans by 1/3 black May 15, 2023

Basketball Hands 

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.

" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"

Basketball Hands by will bitten April 20, 2018

college basketball capital of the world 

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.

Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

college basketball capital of the world by Huskies02 November 19, 2015

kiss a basketball boy day 

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)

It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

kiss a basketball boy day by Cravally October 23, 2019

baskemtball 

What LeBron James does for a living.

Mike: Hey LeBron, I'm a huge fan, what's up?

LeBron: Baskemtball

baskemtball by Dingleberry42069 June 19, 2021