Basepoint

A place where you chill with your friends and crack a cold a cold one.

You finna hang at basepoint tomorrow?
Yeah yeah. Call up the boys and bring a few cold ones and a few pingers.
Make sure Chendo, Kinyua, Bill and Jamie are coming

by africanbootymuncher436 August 9, 2018

ballpointing

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen

I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing

by erik19 October 10, 2022

Ballpointing

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

Ballpointing

Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.

Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 1, 2023

Bluepoint

A gay town on Long Island

Dude: "I live in bluepoint"

Other Dude: "Ha, Loser"

by Vagtastic February 16, 2008

ballpoint brown

When someone uses the tip of their prairie-dogging turd like the ink in a ballpoint pen. Can be used to draw complex images or words. Sexual or not. Similar to a rolling brownout.

Last night my girlfriend used her ballpoint brown to tell me she loved me for the first time.

by Ruff Around The Edges March 25, 2022

Ballpoint Figure

An averaged sum, usually asked for by a complete tree stump when obtaining a fake lead.

"Yes ma'am, and what was the purchase price of the home?" "ummm" "Just a ballpoint figure ma'am."

by Rlz December 17, 2003