ballpointing 

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen

I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing

ballpointing by erik19 October 10, 2022

Ballpointing 

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

Ballpointing by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

Ballpointing 

Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.

Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.

Ballpointing by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 1, 2023

Ballpointing 

ballpointing slang term meaning your penis gets hard when needing to urinate.

For example in the movie BULLET TRAIN:
Ladybug (Brad Pitts character) says to Maria (Sandra Bullocks character ) He says he needs to find a smart toilet. Maria: Can you hold it? Ladybug: “I’m ballpointing.”

Ballpointing by Sam the Baker September 28, 2022