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An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.
Don’t worry about what the girls say, listen to the boys, an inch is huge.
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A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
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If someone hates you and wants you dead they will hire a hitman to come and kill you for money.
Ruby: I fucking hate you Rebecca!
Rebecca: are you intimidated you bitch, be jealous of my hair all you want.
Ruby(later that night): I’m borrowing your phone dad!!
Hitman Rogers: On it, she’s a cunt.
Rebecca’s bitch of a mum the next day: Rebecca will no longer be attending school.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass November 5, 2019
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Hangar talk is the filthiest most offensive fucking language one can witness, according to aircraft mechanics, and ‘faglordpilots which, let’s be real, they all are, Hangar Talk is the disgusting language and thoughts that they could not say in front of their families.
Mechanic: Fuckin, you fuckin gay cunt, you.
Other mechanic: *Joins in and says the most homophobic, sexist, racist and horny insult known to man*
That One Apprentice: Fuck, I love me some Hangar Talk.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass February 27, 2023
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Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.
Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.
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