5 definitions by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass
An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023
A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023
Ruby: I fucking hate you Rebecca!
Rebecca: are you intimidated you bitch, be jealous of my hair all you want.
Ruby(later that night): I’m borrowing your phone dad!!
Hitman Rogers: On it, she’s a cunt.
Rebecca’s bitch of a mum the next day: Rebecca will no longer be attending school.
Rebecca: are you intimidated you bitch, be jealous of my hair all you want.
Ruby(later that night): I’m borrowing your phone dad!!
Hitman Rogers: On it, she’s a cunt.
Rebecca’s bitch of a mum the next day: Rebecca will no longer be attending school.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass November 5, 2019
Hangar talk is the filthiest most offensive fucking language one can witness, according to aircraft mechanics, and ‘faglord’ pilots which, let’s be real, they all are, Hangar Talk is the disgusting language and thoughts that they could not say in front of their families.
Mechanic: Fuckin, you fuckin gay cunt, you.
Other mechanic: *Joins in and says the most homophobic, sexist, racist and horny insult known to man*
That One Apprentice: Fuck, I love me some Hangar Talk.
Other mechanic: *Joins in and says the most homophobic, sexist, racist and horny insult known to man*
That One Apprentice: Fuck, I love me some Hangar Talk.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass February 27, 2023
Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.
Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 2, 2023