The salmon looks good, would you like to Bartish with me? I'd love a caesar salad but I don't want to be too full--let's Bartish. We were thinking about Bartishing dinner tonight.

Bartish by MeganTron December 23, 2012

Related Words

Bartgis • Bartish • Bargish • Bargis Smorgle • bartisdik • BartisDone • bartise • Bartism • Bartist • bartoise

Bartist

A bartender who is flashy and puts on a good show for the patron or a bartender who mixes and drinks colorful and attractive to look at.

Carly is just a good Bartist, she mixed my drink like a juggler and it came out with 7 layers of color.

Bartist by Moonpie225 January 7, 2012

Bargish

(Bar-g-ish) Dumb, lame; retard or idiot.

Jeff, is a bargish old man.

Bargish by Kelvin_k.bruh December 2, 2016

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

Bartish by Jeff December 14, 2003

BartisDone

Being TORTURED indirectly by a person you were forced to sit next to.
Happened to The Ultimate 9C Pizza Burger himself.

Poor Steven, he is such a BartisDone.

BartisDone by The Ultimate 9C Pizza Burger October 30, 2018

bartoise

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.

BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!

bartoise by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026