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To share a meal; entree-splitting; salad-sharing; to avoid the fullness factor; two people one dish.
The salmon looks good, would you like to Bartish with me? I'd love a caesar salad but I don't want to be too full--let's Bartish. We were thinking about Bartishing dinner tonight.
Bartish by MeganTron December 23, 2012
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A bartender who is flashy and puts on a good show for the patron or a bartender who mixes and drinks colorful and attractive to look at.
Carly is just a good Bartist, she mixed my drink like a juggler and it came out with 7 layers of color.
Bartist by Moonpie225 January 7, 2012
(Bar-g-ish) Dumb, lame; retard or idiot.
Jeff, is a bargish old man.
Bargish by Kelvin_k.bruh December 2, 2016
1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away
<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish
Bartish by Jeff December 14, 2003

BartisDone 

Being TORTURED indirectly by a person you were forced to sit next to.
Happened to The Ultimate 9C Pizza Burger himself.
Poor Steven, he is such a BartisDone.

bartoise 

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.
BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!
bartoise by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023
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