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barnhart 

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.
Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.
barnhart by unreliable August 1, 2008

Nathan Barnhart

Is the sweetest man you'll ever meet. Look sexy with glasses, but recently got contacts and looks even better. Has brown hair, brown eyes. He may not be 6 foot but his height definitely went to his dick.
Girl: Have you seen Nathan Barnhart without his contacts?

Girl2: Yes! He is my biggest crush!
Nathan Barnhart by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

Alyssa Barnhart 

A girl that uses and manipulates males when she likes girls, and constantly bitches about how terrible her life is and how she has no friends, and how depressed and loney she is EVEN THO she has a roof over her head, she isnt starving, and she talks to every guy at your school district.
that girl is being a total (slut) alyssa barnhart
Alyssa Barnhart by Pimp11 May 30, 2018

daulton barnhart 

Daulton Barnhart- One amazing guy from the U.S. Greatest to ever walk the Earth. That's all that can be said because everything else is too much of an understatement.
There are no exact examples of Daulton Barnhart that can be named but if had to, he is a Brad Pitt, mixed with Einstein and Babe Ruth.
daulton barnhart by Daultonb25 October 16, 2013

edwin barnhart 

edwin barnhart by Eddie barnhart December 19, 2016

Ryan Barnhart 

A big ball of a man, who smells like ace body spray, and he is about 320. Long blonde hair and think he gets bitches.
Ryan Barnhart by GAY LORD420 June 23, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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