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Barlinnie 

The big house in Glasgow.

The finest wideos from Scotland can call this home. Affectionately known as Bar-L to locals, it is a maximum security prison which houses some of the countries most violent criminals.

On the plus side the inmates tend to stay dry unlike most Glaswegians.
A Stoat the ba' sent to Barlinnie is effectively being sentenced to death.
Barlinnie by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008

Barlinnie Facelift 

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.
Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby
a type of prank phonecall in which the person answering the phone is firstly asked "is that you bainnie?"
prank phonecaller- is that you bainnie?
person- who? beanie?
prank phonecaller- bainnie? chris?
person- no i think you've got the wrong number
prank phonecaller- kirk?
person- no
prankphonecaller- colin?
person- no
prankphonecaller- who is this then?
person- for eg. john
prankphonecaller- ah john bain?
person- NO!
bainnie by mrbrightside765 October 23, 2008

Bambinie's Bucket List 

A more dangerous, dirtier, funnier version of the bucket list to do with your significant other.

Film a porno, fuck in a nightclub, get a tattoo together, stargaze with a joint.
"Do you guys have a Bambinie's Bucket List yet?"
"Yo, me and emily just crossed out anal on our Bambinie's List!"

bainniecon 

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Bainniecon
Person 2: Yes! They’re the best group ever
bainniecon by aprils__fools July 23, 2023

Stinky Babinkie 

I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the stars
Hunter: Your a stinky babinkie

Kane: I'm gonna tickle your butthole while your sleeping