Bargumptious

Very Big. Often used to describe a porn category, windless delight.

Thomas' mother is rather bargumptious.

by You have a fat daddy April 1, 2020

brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

by ScottRiley February 23, 2008

Balumptious Baby Burger

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.

Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*

by Balumptious Baby Burger September 16, 2018

Bargumptous

A rather large and round object. Particularly common within fruit such as apples and oranges.

This orange looks bargumptous
I saw the bargumptous looking apple lying in the fruit bowl

by Big bouncy boy 227 May 19, 2021

brarumptious

a word made up from a person on cloud 9 which basically means scrumptious

“gawd d*mn i ate that d¡ck whole cuz it was so brarumptious!”

by queen onika July 14, 2022

Ballumptious

big ballumptious

Wow u have big ballumptious ballz

by CR4CKED_GAMER December 11, 2023