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brasumptious chesticles 

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

Balumptious Baby Burger 

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.
Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*

Bargumptious 

Very Big. Often used to describe a porn category, windless delight.
Thomas' mother is rather bargumptious.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026