baret
Simian neckwear donned by the famous author of Waldo 54, usually while displaying a reckless disregard for conventionality
With the baret hung around his neck, the man charged around the room in a restless manner until finally, to everyone's surprise, he wordlessly settled into a headstand position against the wall.
baret by The Monkeys February 22, 2005
Related Words
barett • baret • bareta • Bareth • bareto • Baretry • Baretta • Baretta smoke • Leah Baretto • reverse baretrap
We Bare Bear Jay
Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!
We Bare Bear Jay by IcebearSorryNotSorry May 18, 2019
Bare Shelf
The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece
You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
Bare Shelf by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
baketater
A baked potato
bare wood
the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia
the hairless male genitalia
Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.
bare wood by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009
Barbette
A term for a professional female barber with unique and special tonsorial gifts. A female barber with swagger and the cutting skills to go with her expertise. This term was created by "The Barber Ambassador" an advocate for the barbering industry. Against the Grain Magazine created the first publication which featured all female barbers and named the issue Barbettes. www.againstthegrainmag.com
Barbette by The Barber Ambassador November 22, 2010
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