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Baret

A common misspelling of the word Beret. Only a complete moron would make this mistake.
Why do you keep typing "baret" to refer to a fucking "beret"? Are you retarded?
by darx202 October 17, 2018
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baret

Simian neckwear donned by the famous author of Waldo 54, usually while displaying a reckless disregard for conventionality
With the baret hung around his neck, the man charged around the room in a restless manner until finally, to everyone's surprise, he wordlessly settled into a headstand position against the wall.
by The Monkeys February 22, 2005
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We Bare Bear Jay

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.
Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!
by IcebearSorryNotSorry May 18, 2019
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Bare Shelf

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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baketater

A meal with a baketater, yummy.
by jpg3 November 14, 2011
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bare wood

the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia
Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.
by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009
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Barbette

A term for a professional female barber with unique and special tonsorial gifts. A female barber with swagger and the cutting skills to go with her expertise. This term was created by "The Barber Ambassador" an advocate for the barbering industry. Against the Grain Magazine created the first publication which featured all female barbers and named the issue Barbettes. www.againstthegrainmag.com
Once entering the barbershop, it was not difficult to spot the best Barbette cutting hair.
by The Barber Ambassador November 22, 2010
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