Bardex 

(noun) The brand name of a popular, commercially available enema kit. The brand has become an unofficial term for any enema equipment in enema fetishist circles.

I've been eating nothing but shredded wheat and dried beef for three days. I'd better grab the Bardex and get my tract moving.

Bardex by arentiexclusive August 23, 2009

Barsexual

A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.

A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.

Barsexual by T. September 6, 2005

Bardened

A derogatory term for someone being sick, due to alcohol, less than one hour into a party.

The term is usually used to offend someone who drinks too much, rather than someone who is a lightweight.

John got so pissed that he was sick less than an hour into Lucy's party - he was absolutely bardened.

Bardened by SULPHUR TUNGSTEN SILVER May 19, 2015

Captain Barden 

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

Captain Barden by KDog88 October 30, 2008

bardelas 

now exctint Talmudic beast, commonly mistranslated as leopard but is more likely similar to the modern day puma or panther.

The Rabbi told the class of a bardelas that ate his family, and the owner of the bardelas was liable for his family.

bardelas by Rabbi K November 18, 2009

barsexual

A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female.

This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.

The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.

Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!

barsexual by McLovin_You're_a_Faggle March 26, 2008

madison square barden 

Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons

y'all wanna hit up Madison Square Barden?

madison square barden by alvinsanity May 22, 2006