Barden

A sexy beast with many friends. And enjoys boobs, there by enjoys groaping, but far from groaps everyone in sight...

I'm SUCH a Barden

Barden by T.Barden September 30, 2009

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

Barden by Peter March 8, 2004

Barden-Syndrome 

When a person is walking very slow taking them multiple days to get to a location.

“Sorry it took us multiple days to get to this location, it’s because we’re walking so slow we have Barden-Syndrome”

Barden-Syndrome by Bardizzy18 March 22, 2025

Captain Barden 

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

Captain Barden by KDog88 October 30, 2008

madison square barden 

Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons

y'all wanna hit up Madison Square Barden?

madison square barden by alvinsanity May 22, 2006

Irritable Barden Syndrome 

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.

I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.

Irritable Barden Syndrome by 1011B January 29, 2014

jessica barden 

stan for clear skin and good grades

jessica barden is so pretty and sexy

jessica barden by ededxde32wdsaxawere January 10, 2021