Lads - Whats the bantsplan this evening?
Billy: Andy, you out for some PINTS tonight?
Andy: Aye! What's the Bantsplan?
Billy: Andy, you out for some PINTS tonight?
Andy: Aye! What's the Bantsplan?
by Brainy Billy November 19, 2013
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1. A place where banter occurs non-stop. Entrance is usually restricted to so called 'banterlads'.
2. Banter HQ
2. Banter HQ
1. those guys were hilarious, it was banterland.
2. I cant believe i got rejected from banterland, I was just too boring
2. I cant believe i got rejected from banterland, I was just too boring
by JCVD1 April 16, 2012
Get the banterland mug.The act of explaining a problematic topic in a condescending manner by a person (she/he/they/ze) who has bangs.
I need someone to bangsplain to me why my roommate's use of East Asian ingredients and daily tea ceremony is cultural appropriation.
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Get the bangsplain mug.a follow-on term from the word bant. If someone is a bantsponge it means they are no fun, i.e. they are 'soaking up the bant'. yes its cheesy but we love it.
by sophie j June 16, 2008
Get the bantsponge mug.When someone goes above and beyond to illustrate they know more about a band than someone who has expressed interest in that band, especially with a condescending tone or attitude .
"I see you have a Motorhead shirt on. I bet you cant name 3 songs off the Inferno album . See, most people only know Ace of Spades, but....."
(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )
Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.
E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?
Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.
Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs
(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )
Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.
E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?
Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.
Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs
by Eedwards7891 December 1, 2018
Get the Bandsplaining mug.Bat goes on a rant about a topic unrelated to the current conversation. For example, if you are talking about a santa costume you want her to wear, she might go on a whole rant about how the color red promotes fertility.
Morty: "Hi Bat, are you gonna wear that beard for the santa costume?"
Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "
Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "
Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
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