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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

bunglecunt 

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.
Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!
bunglecunt by Mrl79 April 27, 2016

Bunglecunt 

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli
What a total fucking bunglecunt!
Bunglecunt by colouryum September 24, 2016

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister.
these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!

Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.

Cuts to the police and the armed forces

Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.

Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.

The closing of Surestart centers.

Cutting winter fuel payments by £100

Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p

Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.

Tripling tuition fees.

bunglecuntism 

When your that much of an Bungle and Cunt at the same time! Like Dumb and Dumber but fuck me worse! What an Absolute Bunglecunt! Well Done! Your at the height of Bunglecuntism!
Boris said don't go out! But they did! What an act of Absolute Bunglecuntism!

bangcunt 

The word used by a tranny prositiute stripper in the movie "Hangover part II" IT was explaining to the disgusted ''3 best friends" that they don't call the capital of Bangkok, Bangcunt for a reason
I am not from Bangcunt I live in Bangcock

Bangkok, cunt, tranny, Stripper, woman with a penis and boobs
bangcunt by Monster inside me June 15, 2011