bandini 

when your gardner shits all over your lawn then sends you a bill for fertilizer.

each week I get a bill for bandini! next time he sends me a bill I will bandini in his new truck...

bandini by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.

"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"

Bandini Mountain by montypark January 23, 2009

Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.

Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.

Bandini touch by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 8, 2010

Lake Bandini 

A "lake" on the Marine base in 29 Palms. This is actually a series of "lakes." These lakes are not really lakes. All the sewage from the base goes into these lakes. The smell permeates everything. You cannot escape it. The smell many pregnant women to puke. Those who are not pregnant should also beware. This is the most disgusting thing you will find in 29 Palms.

Oh my God, what's that nasty smell? It's just Lake Bandini

Lake Bandini by Allans Girl May 26, 2009

deep bandini 

Big trouble, tight spot, or deep shit.

The phrase originated as a euphemism for being in "deep shit". The word "bandini" comes from the name of the Bandini Fertilizer company in Los Angeles.

If you don't clean up the mess from the secret kegger before your parents get home, you'll be in deep bandini.

deep bandini by pberg January 23, 2009

full bandini 

The act of asking a woman to marry you on the first date.

"He drove from Chicago to Las Vegas and popped the question immediately after penetrating her, on the first date. Don't do what he did. Don't go full bandini."

full bandini by lockie December 11, 2015

Brown Bandini 

The act of placing someone elses cell phone up your anus after they looked through your's without permission.

Craig looked through my phone without permission, so I gave his the ole' brown bandini.

Brown Bandini by Your Moms Under Carriage October 4, 2017