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banastic 

A complete buffoon, decides to use "bafoon" instead of buffoon.

They have the highest amount of dyslexia that no high-end doctor can actually diagnose.
banastic by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 6, 2020
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Banastic 

A person who was the inability to spell words.

A person who has a huge case of dyslexia that it cannot be personally diagnosed by a basic doctor.

They cannot spell or tell the difference between the following:

Buffoon, they, their, they’re your and you’re.
Banastic by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 5, 2020
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banastic 

a person who cannot spell "buffoon" but as "bafoon" and makes several uncreative shitposts on usm

also someone who nolifes usm for so long they are nearly the owner
look at him, proper banastic

bajastic 

A term used to refer to someone who has a tendency to hit the "enter" key prematurely in an online conversation.
Elias: yo jasper, do you believe in the Anselmian formulation of the ontological argument?
Jasper: no, it seems flawe
Jasper: d
Elias: jasper, ur bajastic
bajastic by David Hume January 5, 2008

Batastic 

An amendment of the word 'fantastic', batastic describes something that is truly awesome and related to Batman at the same time.
Have you seen the new Batman film? It's simply batastic!
Batastic by TheBatgirl February 28, 2012
the fucking thing that is used to kill snakes.(Sometimes a D I L D O) yo figure out for yourself
Big man used bangstick on Nag
Bangstick by Nobellium Uranium October 10, 2018

banstick 

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.

I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!
banstick by jenou May 13, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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