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Banastical 

The art of getting fucky, when things get dark/eerie and words can not explain the level of greatness (possibly when you are indulging in funtivities that are illegal). Banastical can be used to describe the moment or time. This phrase can be used at any time of the day but you have to be positive, not positive you have to be HIV positive that it is a Banastical moment.
Banastical moments come around a lot on Wensdays when consuming large quantities of alcohol and playing drunk bowling with great friends in Pullman Washington. Banastical describe the level of greatness and excitement that everyone has when playing the game of drunk bowling. When this term is used you could possible be the best time of your life.
Banastical by Mr. Runquest April 25, 2010
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Breasticals 

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.
"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

Breastical 

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL

Badistical

Last night was straight badistical at the club
Badistical by Brutus April 18, 2004

badassical 

Classically Bad Ass. Of or pertaining to a level and style of bad assness that reminds one of the good old days.
As a 26 year old professional with a wife and kids, Tom thinks it is badassical to get together with his buds and play video games for twenty hours straight while consuming massive quantities of pizza and soda.
badassical by Forrest Kyle October 3, 2005

Bratastical 

A girl that is too much of a brat and too stubborn to let an opportunity (ie: a guy) come close to her because she would not be in control of it.
Brett: "So what happened, did you guys go on that date?"
Matt: "Well, I wrote her name -- A-N-D-R-E-A -- in the sky with the smoke from fireworks, but she said that she had to rearrange her room -- it's alright, there's always next time!"
Brett: "Man, that girl is bratastical!"
Bratastical by Door #3 May 4, 2011

Badassical 

When something mythical, mysterious, and hella epic happens all at once.
As TF reached for his bottle of Rich and Rare he froze like a man caught fucking another man's woman. He blurted out "Holy shit this bottle's mascot is a unicorn with a dragon's tail, that is so badassical"
Badassical by joshrie August 5, 2010