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Bananildo 

A banana that a woman uses for masturbatorial purposes.
"You can eat whatever you like but make sure you leave atleast one banana for me."
"Why?"
"Since Jeffrey left the only thing I have left is my bananildo."
Bananildo by The Mighty Z-Rex August 28, 2005
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Christopher Bangnaldo 

Christopher Bangnaldo, also known as Bang Chan is a beautiful man. But we need to remember one thing: Chan is always watching. He is our dad, but he is also Santa Claus. He watches out twitter, be careful what you tweet. He has a stan twitter and thinks no one knows, but in reality, we all know he has one. I haven't told you exactly who he is yet have I? He is the leader of the infamous, STRAY KIDS.
Stan Christopher Bangnaldo
when a frozen banana is used in the place of a dildo.
my damn wife broke her dilde so she made me make her a banildo!!
banildo by Aaron Porter May 6, 2004

Bananirou 

Midly Bald person previously known as "The Papu".
He commands a Rat army known as The Arrival of the Topians.
Person 1: Whats do you think about "Bananirou"?

Person 2: He is so handsome! I love his haircut.
Bananirou by SoyRatge March 28, 2022
instead of using a dildo a woman uses a frozen banana
the woman on the porn film is using a banildo!
banildo by Smit May 12, 2004

bananalogy 

An analogy in which a banana is compared to a penis.
'My banana is bigger than your banana. And by that I'm insinuating that my penis is bigger than your penis. That a bananalogy."
bananalogy by El Plátano September 25, 2009

Bananadonor 

When someone who has a banana gives it to someone in need of a banana.
I need to make a banana split, but I don't have any bananas. Will you be my bananadonor?
Bananadonor by Fruity Friend November 25, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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