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instead of using a dildo a woman uses a frozen banana
the woman on the porn film is using a banildo!
banildo by Smit May 12, 2004
Town in bradford/leeds Where all the fit people live, Also known for being better than guiseley... But there is a group of young trendies think there cool called the Bdn, really there cocks.
What you doing.

Nothing, You in baildon?
No
oh ok im going to smack some bdn pussys
Ok get them for me too
Yeah sure brother i might take my knife
Rusclart
Baildon by Rhys holland November 21, 2010

Basildon 

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.
The item that is part baton, part dildo, that is used in the cop/robber in sexual role play.
She was being an uncooperative detainee so he pulled out his batildo for some long hard persuasion.
Batildo by Officer Spanky August 2, 2009

Basildon Smile 

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.
Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile
Basildon Smile by selbatron November 9, 2018

brisbane bandildos 

the superior twitter groupchat. we're epic.
'wassup its the brisbane clitties'
'no its the brisbane bandildos'
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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