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when a frozen banana is used in the place of a dildo.
my damn wife broke her dilde so she made me make her a banildo!!
banildo by Aaron Porter May 6, 2004
Words you can keep
instead of using a dildo a woman uses a frozen banana
the woman on the porn film is using a banildo!
banildo by Smit May 12, 2004
Town in bradford/leeds Where all the fit people live, Also known for being better than guiseley... But there is a group of young trendies think there cool called the Bdn, really there cocks.
What you doing.

Nothing, You in baildon?
No
oh ok im going to smack some bdn pussys
Ok get them for me too
Yeah sure brother i might take my knife
Rusclart
Baildon by Rhys holland November 21, 2010

Basildon 

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.
The item that is part baton, part dildo, that is used in the cop/robber in sexual role play.
She was being an uncooperative detainee so he pulled out his batildo for some long hard persuasion.
Batildo by Officer Spanky August 2, 2009

Basildon Smile 

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.
Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile
Basildon Smile by selbatron November 9, 2018

brisbane bandildos 

the superior twitter groupchat. we're epic.
'wassup its the brisbane clitties'
'no its the brisbane bandildos'
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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