banildo

when a frozen banana is used in the place of a dildo.

my damn wife broke her dilde so she made me make her a banildo!!

by Aaron Porter May 6, 2004

banildo

instead of using a dildo a woman uses a frozen banana

the woman on the porn film is using a banildo!

by Smit May 12, 2004

Baildon

Town in bradford/leeds Where all the fit people live, Also known for being better than guiseley... But there is a group of young trendies think there cool called the Bdn, really there cocks.

What you doing.

Nothing, You in baildon?
No
oh ok im going to smack some bdn pussys
Ok get them for me too
Yeah sure brother i might take my knife
Rusclart

by Rhys holland November 21, 2010

Basildon

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon

A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.

by Becuase you hate chavs too October 27, 2005

Batildo

The item that is part baton, part dildo, that is used in the cop/robber in sexual role play.

She was being an uncooperative detainee so he pulled out his batildo for some long hard persuasion.

by Officer Spanky August 2, 2009

Basildon Smile

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.

Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile

by selbatron November 9, 2018

brisbane bandildos

the superior twitter groupchat. we're epic.

'wassup its the brisbane clitties'
'no its the brisbane bandildos'

by nihiilistblues April 29, 2019