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Bananal sex 

Portmanteau of banana and anal sex. Of, or relating to, the insertion of bananas into the rectum.
Jeff and I had this amazing bananal sex yesterday!
Bananal sex by Johananal July 13, 2007
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banana sex 

when a chik lays flat on her stomach (naked) and an illusiv young man comes from behind and places his john thomas in her ass and starts rocking to a fro in the shape of a banana. quite amusing may i add especially on dutch porn channels.
banana sex by Jox March 19, 2003

Banana Sex 

Banana Sex is when a male and a female are about to have intercourse and the male doesn't want to 'stick his penis up in it' so he grabs a banana before heading in to 'do the nasty' and lays her on her back, both have their pants off, while he slides the banana in her. Then he has one of two options;

1] Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.

2] Get up and run, after shoving it in her.

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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
"Dude, i just had banana sex with that chick."
Banana Sex by Miss. Brutal </3 January 4, 2008

banana sex 

When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...

Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
banana sex by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014

Banana sex 

Banana Sex is when you put a banana up a man’s anal cavity and leave it until you are done having sex, then you pull it out and eat it.
Person 1: Me and My bf Just Had Banana Sex
Person 2: Wow! I wanna Try!
Banana sex by Poopyman64 February 28, 2023

Banana ear sex

During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.
"I gave Allie banana ear sex violently whilst thinking of my mother."
Banana ear sex by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008

sex banana 

Man Last Night I Saw My Girl Having A Talk With

A Sex Banana
sex banana by Jointman2756 October 18, 2015
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