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Plz dont ban me 

Plz dont ban me by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

dont ban me btw 

for that report i just made
srsly dont ban me btw
they said it
its your fault for approving it
dont ban me btw by Orrinpants October 27, 2021

Multiplayer Piano Ban Message

TestOwner Banned Test from the channel for 60 minutes.
Why i got a Multiplayer Piano Ban Message

Don't ban meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . · ´ ¯ ` ( > ▂ < ) ´ ¯ ` · .༼ ; ´ ༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ ༽( ᗒ ᗩ ᗕ )( 〒 ﹏ 〒 )( ´ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ω °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ` )( っ ˘̩ ╭ ╮ ˘̩ ) っ 

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Lejbfvcidjsbbdjdisjdvbsksihqbdbcihq Don't ban meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . · ´ ¯ ` ( > ▂ < ) ´ ¯ ` · .༼ ; ´ ༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ ༽( ᗒ ᗩ ᗕ )( 〒 ﹏ 〒 )( ´ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ω °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ` )( っ ˘̩ ╭ ╮ ˘̩ ) っ!

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
Social Media Ban by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
A Discord Command, you can implement in your Server. Let's people ban themselves to achieve honor within their Community. Basically online Seppuku.
You may get revived by a Community Lead. Or they may just forget you and leave you banned. Alone. In total darkness.
Infinitely spammable and can be used to escape a talk with your Discord kitten about the other kitten she isn't supposed to know about.
+ ,,DO IT FOR THE CULTURE"

- ,,!BANME"
+ ,,AYYYYYY"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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