Baltda 

A fun word that can be used in place of pathetic. Often used as a light hearted alternative despite it’s sharing a very similar definition to, as previously stated, the word “pathetic”: “arousing pity, usually through vulnerability or sadness” or “greedy”: “having or showing an intense and selfish desire for something, especially wealth or power.” but usually used in reference to both.

You’re baltda, man. You can’t stop asking people for stuff.

Baltda by Jynx the Child May 13, 2025

Baltar 

A friendly way of saying the r-word like me and my 11 year old is a baltar who likes steal in like being a baltar

Baltar always will be baltar

Baltar by Kingofdick August 21, 2019

Angry Baltau 

you are doing your teacher, and your cellphone rings and she gives you a referral

i was fucking my teacher but my gf called and she pulled a angry baltau, so i got pissed and i jizzed in her eye. now shes blind.

Angry Baltau by Bamfs that Dgaf March 8, 2008

Balthasar 

1) Intelectual and awesome

2) Protected by the god Ba'al

3) May refer to one of the three holy kings

4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself

To pull a Balthasar: To do something awesome and get away with it because of your intelect.

Balthasar by Awesomearnie February 4, 2010

Baltasar 

Tall guy with HUGE pennis. He is also very funny

Person 1: wow, he has a giant pennis
Person 2: they don't call him Baltasar for no reason

Baltasar by Big pennis December 13, 2017

Baldanzi 

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.

Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.

Baldanzi by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011

Baldastic 

Bald people who are fantastic

He is so baldastic!

Baldastic by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022