Baltasar
Baltasar by Big pennis December 13, 2017
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Baltasar
the Great, Wielder of the Long Staff, Bearer of the Rod of Giving, the Hidden Wizard, Master of the Nether Regions
Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are bad for your health, as their friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling long, hard and thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.
Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are bad for your health, as their friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling long, hard and thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.
"I had a great time with Baltasar last night"
"The weekend at Baltasar's was really quite something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."
"The weekend at Baltasar's was really quite something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."
Baltasar by MrUtcg3LMn_TBrLb December 8, 2021
Balthasar
1) Intelectual and awesome
2) Protected by the god Ba'al
3) May refer to one of the three holy kings
4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself
2) Protected by the god Ba'al
3) May refer to one of the three holy kings
4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself
Balthasar by Awesomearnie February 4, 2010
baltazar
One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.
Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.
Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.
baltazar by seashell101 September 9, 2012
Baltazar
Baltazar by Barney12345 January 2, 2008
Dirty Baltazar
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.
Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.
Dirty Baltazar by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013