Baldar

The most beautiful, devine, higher being imaginable

Baldar should be worshipped, and taught in school

by royaltyrusty January 5, 2021

Baldar

Baldar is a Haldar but one of the extreme addictions would be Aries. Most of these Baldars must be executed. They inhibit behavior unknown to most individuals, such as unnecessary movement with a mouse whilst aiming towards an opponent.

One individual, in particular, can be categorized as an individual that not only needs to be executed but exorcised afterward to consider reincarnation, although unlikely it would be best avoided.

God damn Baldar can you stop playing ARIES, I'm literally about to come over to your home and execute you, I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS!!!

by baldar pubes January 6, 2021

Lord Baldar

noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.

I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.

by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017