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Baldar is a Haldar but one of the extreme addictions would be Aries. Most of these Baldars must be executed. They inhibit behavior unknown to most individuals, such as unnecessary movement with a mouse whilst aiming towards an opponent.

One individual, in particular, can be categorized as an individual that not only needs to be executed but exorcised afterward to consider reincarnation, although unlikely it would be best avoided.
God damn Baldar can you stop playing ARIES, I'm literally about to come over to your home and execute you, I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS!!!
Baldar by baldar pubes January 6, 2021
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Lord Baldar 

noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.
I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
Lord Baldar by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017
A friendly way of saying the r-word like me and my 11 year old is a baltar who likes steal in like being a baltar
Baltar always will be baltar
Baltar by Kingofdick August 21, 2019

Balearic 

The word Balearic in its most most simple terms means "of or having to do with the Balearic Islands" which are a group of small islands in the Western Mediterranean near the coast of Spain.

More specifically however, the term Balearic (or "Balearic Beat") has come to mean a genre of music which became popular on the islands of the same name, specifically the Balearic Island of Ibiza.

The Balearic genre is broad and almost means "eclectic" more than any specific style of sound. Generally, it tends towards sunny, melodic, "feel-good" electronic music, as it's birthplace was on the warm sunny beaches of the islands. This may encompass atmospheric house, downtempo, chillout, nu-disco, latin,soul, dub, and re-edits.

As mentioned before, the genre is about being eclectic, so a Balearic Beat DJ will often flow through many different sounds inside a single set. In fact, "Balearic" might be better thought of as a style of DJ'ing rather than a style of music. Still, the flavor always comes back to that sunny island feel and often incorporates smooth soul sounds, acoustic strings and guitar, dreamy vocals, and tempos under 120 BPM.
I was loving the Balearic set that DJ was playing last night during sunset!
Balearic by Jacaranda June 17, 2010
The fucking Swag Lord he has 999+ waifu and miniklin is his brother
Person 1 - Balarke is S W A G

Person 2 - I know right
Balarke by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

Balkaran 

Balkaran is very brave n kind guy. He has a great leadership quality.
Balkaran by Blkrnmanu February 19, 2020
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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