A ball busting legend who takes blows to the
testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true
professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to
the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!
Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust
your balls real good, but before, what’s
your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!