One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.

Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.

Baltazar is such a babe

Every girl wants a guy like Baltazar

baltazar by seashell101 September 9, 2012

Related Words

Balnazzar • Baltazar • Badazzary • balanzar • Balanzard • balcazar • Balfazar Gracier • Baltazaar's Furry Friends • Baddie Baltazar • Claudia Baltazar

Balfazar Gracier

A made up person that people use in speeches and debates when they're making up statistics

It was doctor Balfazar Gracier who discovered that 80% of imigrants, are Asian

Balfazar Gracier by I Live in Australia March 4, 2009

Baltazar

Very handsome,sexy,etc. person everybody wants to be like him.Doesn't take shit from no one.

That Baltazar is so fine damn would like to be like him.

Baltazar by Barney12345 January 2, 2008

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.

Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.

Dirty Baltazar by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

balcazar

A very loving person with a short personality and a very beautiful girls. also very sexy in the bed.

That girl is short and sexy, she must be a balcazar!

balcazar by Maximum satisfaction February 27, 2017

John Carlo Baltazar

He's a guy for Mariel Rodriguez only. A guy who will love and care for his girl.

John Carlo Baltazar, sana ako na lang si Mariel!

John Carlo Baltazar by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026