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baltazar 

One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.

Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.
Baltazar is such a babe

Every girl wants a guy like Baltazar
baltazar by seashell101 September 9, 2012

Balfazar Gracier 

A made up person that people use in speeches and debates when they're making up statistics
It was doctor Balfazar Gracier who discovered that 80% of imigrants, are Asian

Baltazar 

Very handsome,sexy,etc. person everybody wants to be like him.Doesn't take shit from no one.
That Baltazar is so fine damn would like to be like him.
Baltazar by Barney12345 January 2, 2008

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.
Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.
Dirty Baltazar by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

John Carlo Baltazar 

He's a guy for Mariel Rodriguez only. A guy who will love and care for his girl.
John Carlo Baltazar, sana ako na lang si Mariel!
John Carlo Baltazar by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021

Claudia Baltazar 

hehe Michael Jackson, also the best friend ever
Claudia Baltazar by Sydneysanderssss September 16, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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