Balmering

Typically a tactic used by narcissists and individuals with bpd, they involve themselves into situations with other people to make them as complicated and ignorant as humanly possible, and then claiming to be a victim. The individual that causes Balmering in a situation is usually the self appointed victim and needs attention to comfort the insecurities and deep self loathing. Balmering is commonly used when cheating on a partner, cheating in life, being better than everyone, seeking attention and some business situations.

Wow, she sure took the balmering to the next level.

Why does that guy not have friends anymore?

Ohhh, he’s known for Balmering situations.

Balmering by Imthatguy75 November 6, 2025

Porcelain Ballerina

'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'

Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.

'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'

‘Rivka Alice Porcelaina Ballerina’ also known as porcelain ballerina is beautiful’

Porcelain Ballerina by Jesswoods January 27, 2022

brown ballerina 

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

brown ballerina by woms May 12, 2007

Palmering 

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.

"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."

Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Palmering 

1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.

After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.

Palmering by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Bammeringinhold 

Said when people hiccough.

Person 1: *hiccoughs*
Person 2: Bammeringinhold!
Person 1: Thanks!

Bammeringinhold by chocolateEclaire October 22, 2017