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Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky
My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.
Ballassed by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009
n. The area between ones (usually male, occasionally transvestite's) testicles and anus (or, of course, balls and ass). The region is often covered with hard to shave hair, and may or may not contain a thin vertical stitching/lining of skin.
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Also may refer to someone who is exceptionally "hokee" (pronounced hoe-key) or blatantly full-of-themself.
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Works as a curse word in cases of realized clumsiness or stupidity.
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-Also the alias of an exceptional Halo 2/Halo 3 player. (The name was eventually rejected from Xbox Live and the user forced to create a new one as part of Xbox Live policy.)
When he sat on a knife, doctors had to give him 8 stitches, right up the ballsass.

"Check out the balls on THAT ballsass!" -(in reference to a hokee individual.... acting hokee)
Ballsass by V Ma January 6, 2009

ballassity 

Unmitigated gall. Having a testicular fortitude that allows a person to border between absolute cool and ultimate stupidity. When Philippe Petit walked across a high wire - 8 times - between the "twin towers" of the original World Trade Center without permission, it could be said that he exhibited extreme ballasity.
The bouncer at the bar was only 5 ft 5 inches tall! He had some ballassity kicking out people twice his size.
ballassity by Mary Melee September 21, 2016
1. Today is a ballsass day.

2. Judy, stop being such a ballsass!
ballsass by Ballsackreligious April 7, 2006

ballsasshole

A Ballsasshole is a pompous male who causes displeasure to others by his actions.
That Ballsasshole took my parking spot.
ballsasshole by Rob Groves November 12, 2007

ballasshead

a nigga with a hella bald head
mr.ball got a

ballasshead
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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