Definitions by Ballsackreligious

Under-Onesie 

The formation that occurs when a guy tucks his undershirt into his underwear.

Nat, when you bend over, I can see your Under-Onesie. I guess your torso never gets cold.

Under-Onesie by Ballsackreligious October 27, 2016

Balloon knot spot 

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.

Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!

Balloon knot spot by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013

phil collins 

The overrated drummer for Genesis who took on a solo career to do Disney songs and blow Elton John.

I agree that Phil Collins is crap.

phil collins by Ballsackreligious April 20, 2006

underpang 

n.

Spanish slang for underpants/underwear

"Hey Cabrera, nice underpang!"

underpang by Ballsackreligious April 19, 2006

ballsass

v.

Bad.

Shitty.

1. Today is a ballsass day.

2. Judy, stop being such a ballsass!

ballsass by Ballsackreligious April 7, 2006

Hornerism 

n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.

A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.

Hornerism by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

bald spit of genius 

n.

An intelligent male with receding hair, sometimes completely bald.

Lex Luthur is a bald spit of genius.

*The spit is sometimes misinterpreted as "spot"; this is incorrect

bald spit of genius by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004