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Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky
My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.
Ballassed by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009
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ballshead 

When the penis of a man is so small in size, that he lacks a "shaft." There's just balls and then the head. Ballshead. It can also be used to refer to anything that is a huge disappointment, or generally lame.

To correctly pronounce this word, it must be said very rapidly, and in one syllable.
Mary: "So I finally had sex with Steve, and he was ballshead. I can't believe it."
ballshead by charlez360 October 23, 2011

Ballardhead 

Ballard (Noun) A Ballard is the name of the large cast steel cylindrical blocks used to tie up large ships to the warf/pier/dock. They are large, they are steel, they don't move, they don't do anything except hold ships in place.

To call someone a "Scupperlipped Ballardhead" is one of the worst insults to call someone who works in a marine enviroment.
"You're as stupid as a ballard! You talk nothing but scupper drainage! You're a ballardheaded scupperlipped idiot"

Good way to start a fight in a navy town.
Ballardhead by Trailltrader August 20, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004