Ballsitter
That’s why your a ballsitter
Ballsitter by Naima05 April 19, 2020
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Chronic Bullshitter
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter
The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
Don't bullshit a bullshitter by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011
Bullshittery
Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"
Person:
"That is such bullshittery."
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"
Person:
"That is such bullshittery."
Bullshittery by electric172 August 28, 2005
Australian babysitter
A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.
Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.
Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
Australian babysitter by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012
Babysitter Poodles
Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!
Babysitter Poodles by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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