Ballsacked

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.

Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked

by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

Ballsacked

Believing something you read becuase it's on the internet without seeing if it's from a verified account.

Did you hear that guy on ESPN say Tom Brady came out of retirement becuase LeBron texted him? That ESPN worker totally got ballsacked.

by TRMB1738 March 14, 2022

Ballsacked

When someone gets completely fooled by an AI-generated video or image, thinking it’s real.

“Bro thought that Drake was actually performing on the moon — he got ballsacked by that AI clip.”

by Rickster October 30, 2025

ballsacked out

Done. With no repair

Her car just ballsacked out.

by IrishKT November 17, 2016

Ballsacktomy

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.

"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014

Ballsack McGee

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.

Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.

by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012

Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023