ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.

Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.

by absinthe_psychologist January 17, 2010

Ball-jack

To revoke or inhibit the ability to enjoy one's day. Comes from the idea of taking away someone's balls who uses them to have fun.

"
I'm being ball-jack (ed) right now, my Minecraft mods just won't work!
"

by BallJacker92 January 7, 2022

balling jack

to insert your balls into a pussy

her pussy was so loose she was giving me a balling jack both at the same time and not feel a thing

by muff diving fan club president June 12, 2006

ball the jack

From the 30's, means going realy fast, mainly with a car or any wehicle.

You realy can ball the jack in Germany
I was late, so I balled the jack on my way downtown

by Peter B August 27, 2006

Jack Balling

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.

My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Jack Ball

Used to describe anyone sitting on their ass not doing a damn thing, just like a Jack ball you would get from Jack in the box.

"Look at those Jack balls, here we are working and those idiots are playing grab ass"

by Big Wobblers November 4, 2006