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Ball-sacked 

The act of taking a testicle-holding sack and throwing, punching, dragging, flinging, tossing, spiking, or slamming it into someone's face with the use of kinetic force, usually around the eyeballs or forehead.
Man #1: Hey dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night. Man #2: Oh, that sucks man. Man #1: So, to shut her up, I ball-sacked her and she just remained silent.

He woke the next morning from last night's party only to find a medium-sized ballsack print on his forehead.

She enjoyed a nice case of ball-sacking last night after her boyfriend's best friend showed up.

Woman: I feel sad today. Man: Aww, I'm sorry. You want me to drag my sack across your face?
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Ball-Sacked 

(UK eng.) The act of not only getting fired but also getting chewed-out by your boss in front of every other co-worker in the process. Literally the addition of getting bollocked of boss breaking your balls.
Man, I thought we'd be having a quiet talk with my boss in his office, but I ended up getting Ball-Sacked in front of my whole department. Ouch!
Ball-Sacked by KantSleepKid August 23, 2010

HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL 

Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.

Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.

Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker 

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

Ballsacked 

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.
Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked
Ballsacked by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

ballacked 

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.
My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"
ballacked by Matt Janes August 6, 2006
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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