Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 06, 2006

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 11, 2015

Balloon Dick

When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.

Female clowns give me balloon dick.

by dietcam August 14, 2015

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 08, 2015

Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.

Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 04, 2017