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Ballerist

In beer pong: The designated air-ball catcher, bounce swatter, blower/fingerer. Designated to avoid confusion between teammates when a situation stated above occurs.
Teammate 1: "alright man you're the ballerist this round!"
Teammate 2: "i got this sh*t!!"

In a game of beer pong: "Stop fucking texting! you're the ballerist, pay attention, catch the fucking ball"
by wesdizzle_ June 17, 2010
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Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020
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Porcelain Ballerina

'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'

Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.

'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
‘Rivka Alice Porcelaina Ballerina’ also known as porcelain ballerina is beautiful
by Jesswoods January 27, 2022
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brown ballerina

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"
by woms May 12, 2007
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going ballistic

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.
"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"
by 4onen March 2, 2016
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Ballistic chillz

a person that simps for people who are 21 and older. this type of person often ditches his old friends for that person
dumping your friends for an adult women- ballistic chillz
by XKraxkenX November 13, 2021
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Kentucky ballistic

When your gun explodes and you put your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding
by IdidNOTtellHERmatt August 7, 2021
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