A ball busting legend who takes blows to the
testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and
even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball
boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!
Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please
destroy my balls I’m the
infamous Bryan Balldacious!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real
name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!