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1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself, you fucking ballchain?"

ballchain by Barry Ballchain May 10, 2006

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Ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself? You fucking ballchain!"

Ballchain by Barry Ballchain June 4, 2006

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Balldraining

When an individual (hopefully a male) has so many orgasms that his prostate gland cannot produce enough man milk to feed the demand. Some common places to encounter a gentlemen who has had his balls drained are at orgies, weddings, funerals, family get togethers or the red light district.

Dude, Elaine sucked my dick for eight hours straight. She is a balldraining slut.

Balldraining by rustythesadwalrus January 25, 2015

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Balachandran

Very common brown name.. Given to people that are smart.. They are good at Math and Science.. They do lots of Science.. They can play sports too.... Very Similar To an Inderpal

Gosh he's so awesome, he's a Balachandran

Balachandran by CIAD December 15, 2009

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ballchinian

an unusual race of people with ballsacks on their chin.

I tried to kick the Ballchinian below the belt, but i remembered his junk was on his chin.

ballchinian by M25tufc October 8, 2008

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Ballhair

Hair that grows on ones balls.

Hey man what are you doing?

Oh nothing just shaving my ballhair.

Ballhair by mikebjammin December 2, 2010

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ballhang

The hanging of ones balls in disbelief

Neil, you may think your the great Nez-Nello but that's just ballhang

ballhang by Blindboy June 16, 2004

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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